Jesus is Contraband

9:15 am, Friday Morning Meeting:



Assistant Warden:



"OK Can I have everyone's attention now? We have a lot to cover here today. Officer Sharbero over in south C reports offender Jasmer hurt is ankle last night unwitnessed on the stairs in that unit and refused medical attention. Was a first report of injury written? Make sure one is written by Officer Sarbero today, Lieutenant Esklia, alright? Good"

"A fight broke out over in west yesterday involving two inmates who where joined by a third over a newspaper. Is this correct Lieutenant Gulette? Just the sport section? Ok. I understand they were both hauled to seg by squad? Good."

"A shake down over in Triad came up with 2 tooth brush shivs and a vial of unknown oil. Religious ceremonial oil? I want a follow up on that, we need to know what is in that container, Lieutenant Sophomore."

"A small fire happened in the kitchen yesterday when a pile of greasy rags was left by the pilot light of the deep fryer. All rags will be disposed of and not washed, am I right Munkay. Right."

"Another paper mache Jesus was found in K3 by the IFI team? Bruce. Not another Jesus . A toilet paper Jesus. I believe you that it is really beautiful but please tell you students to show their enthusiasm in a more appropriate means. No you can keep your personal collection, but leave them at home. Sure sell them on E-Bay. On your own time."

"Amendment to policy 217, goes into effect starting Monday. Please read the full detail that are E-mailed to you."

"Have a good day people, and a safe weekend."





*IFI=interfaith intuitive